The "official" (not really, but let's pretend) "I Survived the 2025 Global Trade War" patch is coming! Is your wallet feeling the pinch? Are tariffs making you tear your hair out? Then this patch is for you! Embrace the chaos with a healthy dose of dark humor. Because if we can't laugh at it, we'll cry. Get yours now before they're all gone (or before the next round of tariffs hits)!
