The Caffeinated Undead Patch: No Coffee, No Work

🎯 Product Listing: No Coffee - No Workee Patch

⚙️ Product Specifications
Patch Type: Sublimated (for high-detail graphic replication)

Design: A zombified, exhausted coffee cup crawling out of an office doorway, surrounded by ominous smoke.

Text: "OFFICE" (Top) / "NO COFFEE - NO WORKEE" (Bottom).

Backing: Hook and Loop (as requested for all custom patches).

Color Palette: Dark mood lighting (Purples, Blacks, Reds) with a high-contrast white border.

📝 Product Description
The No Coffee - No Workee Patch is the official flag of the pre-caffeinated workforce. We all know the feeling: stumbling out of the office door, barely sentient, powered only by the desperate need for a dark roast. This patch features a zombified coffee cup that perfectly captures the "walking dead" energy of an 8:00 AM Monday meeting. It serves as a fair warning to coworkers, bosses, and innocent bystanders: Do not engage until the cup is empty and humanity has been restored.

🧵 Key Features
Relatable Humor: Hits the universal truth of office life—productivity is zero until the caffeine hits.

Vivid Sublimation: The sublimated print allows for the gritty details of the "zombie cup," the cracked ceramic, and the bloodshot eyes to pop clearly.

Die-Cut Shape: Unique custom shape follows the outline of the design, breaking away from standard circles and squares.

Secure Attachment: Features reliable Hook and Loop Backing for easy, secure application.

🛠️ Usage Notes
Wear this on your laptop bag, lunch kit, or office jacket. It is a functional safety label that signals your current operating status to the rest of the team.

📏 Sizing/Dimensions
Approx. 3.5 inches (H) x 3.0 inches (W)

📦 What's Included
(1) No Coffee - No Workee Sublimated Patch

(1) Loop Field Piece (for sewing onto non-loop surfaces)