Don't Decaf Me: The Caffeinated Morale Patch Warning Label Don't - Decaf Me (Gadsden Parody)

🎯 Product Listing: Don't Decaf Me Patch

⚙️ Product Specifications

• Patch Type: 100% Embroidered

• Design: A coffee-themed parody of the Gadsden Flag, featuring a steaming cup surrounded by floating beans.

• Text: "Don't Decaf Me" (Stylized Serif Font).

• Backing: Hook and Loop

• Color Palette: Gadsden Yellow background with Black, Brown, and Teal/Green accents.

📝 Product Description

The Don't Decaf Me Patch is the ultimate declaration of your right to bear java. A playful twist on the historic "Don't Tread On Me" flag, this patch replaces the coiled rattlesnake with a steaming cup of high-octane coffee. It serves as a fair warning to baristas, coworkers, and family members alike: attempting to serve decaf is a violation of your personal liberty and energy levels. Wear it to signal that you are fueled, focused, and not to be trifled with until the pot is empty.

🧵 Key Features

• Gadsden Parody: Cleverly adapts the iconic bright yellow background and warning structure of the Gadsden Flag for coffee lovers.

• High-Visibility: The vivid yellow background ensures the patch pops on dark tactical gear, backpacks, or coffee travel bags.

• Detailed Embroidery: Features distinct stitching for the steam wisps, coffee beans, and the "grassy" base.

• Secure Attachment: Features reliable Hook and Loop Backing for easy application to gear.

🛠️ Usage Notes

This patch is essential PPE for the morning commute. Place it on your lunch bag, laptop sleeve, or jacket to establish your caffeine boundaries immediately.

📏 Sizing/Dimensions

Approx. 3.5 inches (W) x 2.25 inches (H)

📦 What's Included

• (1) Don't Decaf Me Embroidered Patch